Monday, March 2, 2020

Alyssa Milano's aidoru days: an introduction



We all know how female aidoru are marketed in Japan, right? We also know that some Asian girls tried an aidoru career in Japan during the 70s and 80s. And we must always remember how some Western pop singers, like Kylie Minogue in her early years, for example, were very faithful to what female aidoru looked and sounded back then (unsurprisingly, she was a phenomenon there).

Well, in this case, the last thing I needed to find was a Western girl who lived the aidoru dream, and Alyssa Milano, who seems to be a fairly popular actress (“Who’s The Boss?”, “Charmed”, etc.), actually had that opportunity after being signed to Pony Canyon. However, the girl, who couldn’t sing AT ALL, had a singing career in Japan, and ONLY in Japan (her albums were released in other Asian countries as well, but, musically speaking, she was a Japanese "product"), when she was still a child actress. So, with a career spawning four original albums, from 1989 to 1992, this girl had a share of popularity, which is kind of amazing if we remember how she could not sing a note. Honestly, though, that’s not very surprising at all, since she was marketed as an aidoru, and we all know how standards for this type of artist were kind of dubious in Japan during the late 80s. Anywhere else, she would probably never get near a microphone, but that’s also one of the reasons why her albums are a pure Japanese treasure. Quoting her Wikipedia article, apparently, when asked about releasing music material in the United States, she said: “I'm not interested in crossing over. I'd much rather have it released where it's appreciated than laughed at”. Well done, girl, very well done.




I’m still quite new to Milano’s discography, but her early material, comprised of songs from the “Look in My Heart” (1989) and “Alyssa” (1990) albums, are just bouncy and bubbly late 80s aidoru pop with Euro-tinged arrangements, quite similar to the already mentioned Kylie Minogue, but also Sinitta, Bananarama and those girls from Stock, Aitken and Waterman hit factory. And if I had to compare with other Japanese aidoru, Wink seems like a good start.

Later, Alyssa Milano recorded songs in a more New Jack Swing style, which was popular during the very early 90s in the United States. However, since I'm not a very enthusiastic New Jack Swing fan, I just decided to just ignore that phase of her singing career.


Many of her early songs are quite nice and cute, but they’re also very similar to each other, so it’d be kind of repetitive and redundant to post a lot of them here. In fact, aside the mandatory ballad on each album, and even some uncalled covers (“Be My Baby”, really? I’d rather stick to Minako Tanaka’s [田中美奈子] cover from 1989), all songs are in the same mood of “Look in My Heart” and “I Had a Dream”. The most aggressive one - if we can call it that way -, though, is called “Born to Love” and, while the singing is in the same vein of the other songs, the production is quite edgy with urgent and even some futuristic synths.



Alyssa Milano’s singing career may not be something to write about, but of course I liked it very much, especially because of its late 80s production. Her singing is also something I find very funny and quirky, so it's not something that I take very serious. In general, even though I usually make fun of Japanese aidoru and all, it’s no mystery I really like them, so I’m just happy to see how Japan really tried to stretch this whole idea to a Western talent during the final years of the bubble era.

5 comments:

  1. Hi, Marcos.

    Gotta admit that I had some trepidations about listening to what Milano sounds like. And yep, I could agree with her statement about only releasing where she would be appreciated and not laughed at. I don't think I will try her New Jack Swing stuff, though. :)

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    1. Actually as a PS, JTM told me that he has just downloaded some of Milano's songs!

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    2. Hi, J-Canuck.

      I understand how you feel. The standard for many aidoru singers was kind of low during the late 80s/early 90s, but Alyssa Milano is in a totally different category, in my opinion. Her vocals were very rough. In fact, someone noticed that if auto-tune had been a thing at the time she recorded these songs, she could have used it to enhance her vocal performance.

      I'm happy that JTM is enjoying some of Milano's songs. i remember from his past articles that he also likes some odd Euro/Aidoru stuff.

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  2. I bought all of Milano's CDs circa 2015. Childhood crush n all. Yeah bad singer, but some great tunes that are just right for me. I also liked Debbie Gibson and Kim Wilde in the early '90s tho, when they were super uncool, Kids in America man.. Minogue was from my country and super popular but just trash to me. Well maybe the Towa Tei collab made her slightly cooler. Nick Cave collab kind of pissed me off at the time, coz I liked Nick Cave then.

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    1. Hi, Spooky. Always thought that Milano was a cute moppet on "Who's the Boss?" but didn't know about her Japanese releases until I actually went over there in the 90s. I liked Debbie Gibson's "Only in My Dreams" and Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now". I was also good with Kylie's "I Should Be So Lucky" but that was probably it. Coincidentally, I was planning to cover that Towa Tei/Kylie collaboration "GBI" sometime next week. I'd never heard it before and I didn't even recognize Kylie until halfway through the video.

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